Sex in the dark. Why do people have sex in the dark? Im not totally against it but why do they? Wouldnt that just make the deed 10x's more difficult? then the sex becomes a mystery game. I mean to me to have sex in the dark already sets off my wtf alarm and says that you got something to hide. That tells me that you got something on yo winky and if I see it I will deny you nookie. You damn right I would. At least turn the lights on, show me what you working with, crawl into bed, and then turn the lights off. Dont just stand in the doorway flick the switch and then put yo hands out in front of you to see where your going. Light a damn candle, lets some moonlight in or something. I mean it doesnt have to be pitch black. You'll spend more time trying to find your partner than you will doing the do. Your man might stick his junk in something warm and moist and youll wonder why your not feeling anything cause he just stuck it in a wet glass. People look sexier in the dark because you cant see shit, is that good or bad I wonder?
Another thing....it cracks me up when I watch shows like jerry springer and the guy or girl ends up sleeping with the girl who was actually a guy or the guy that was actually a girl and their alibi is "I didnt know" or " the lights were always off during sex" HOW THE HELL DO YOU NOT KNOW? transexuals must be crafty and clever as hell for someone not to be able to differentiate between a man and a woman, and Ive met some pretty damn goodlooking and convincing transexuals. This is why you must go sherlock holmes on they ass. I mean the investigation process is rather simple: does he/she have a penis or a vagina, if it has a penis its probably a man, if its a vagina its probably a girl. Sometimes you may have to go deeper than that. If you dont have the balls (no pun intended) to look at the instrument that you intend to play with than you probably shouldnt be playing with it. Ive known people that have gotten aids that way.
Sex is fun folks but it is a responsibility, you have to weigh the pros and cons, read the fine print and sign the lease because you enter at your own free will. These days people fail to read that fine print and you all know what can be the result of that.
So in conclusion Im not downing sex in the dark but my point is, know your man's hardware. Know what your partner has to offer. Feel around dont be afraid to look at it, its your body you have a right to know what goes in and out of it. Mine has a sign at the front entrance that says "No STD's allowed"
