For years and years my ears had to suffer from the ever obnoxious sound of the dun dun dun! car horn! my problem is not that its scary or anything; but it is the most annoying sound on the planet. If a car horn could speak words this is what it would say:
AY FUCK YOU BUDDY!
MOVE YOUR SLOW ASS TO ONE SIDE OF THE ROAD!
THE LIGHTS GREEN ASSHOLE!
10 MILES UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT IS NOT DOING THE SPEED LIMIT JACKASS!
For the love of god someone must invent another horn or at least build one that isnt so intimidating.Im not saying they should get rid of the old one just add some other horn sounds. Just picture it, your sitting in the drivers seat and right on the steering wheel youve got 20 different buttons of many different sounds for your car horn, youve got one for when your catching your best friend on the road: "hi buddy," youve got one for when that son of a bitch merged right into you without turning on his damn turn signal: "hey fuck you muthafucka!", youve got one for old people who take 10 weeks to cross the street: "Move your saggy ass grandma!". The list goes on. I get so sick and tired of people driving behind me and then all of a sudden I hear this loud ass horn bellowing behind me. To me the car horn is like fighting language I dont give a damn how you hit the damn thing, it sounds like someone is literally cussing you out in morse code, its the leading cause of road rage and I can prove it!
