Respect your elders.......yep......this is what society tells us to do. You have to love old people because they are filled with wisdom and they have those fabulous wrinkles that you are tempted to play with, like a life size can of playdoh. Yep......love thy old people.
I dont know about you guys but Ive tolerated all I can when it comes to old people. let me explain:
This afternoon when I was driving home from work, caught up in traffic ,during rush hour, i have a headache, and on top of that I haven't eaten since early this morning which was around 7 am. I come in contact with this old woman and I mean she looked really old at least 90 or so, DRIVING A HUMMER!!! a HUMMER people. The woman was only like 3 feet tall! why the hell is it that these old ass females feel the need to drive these big ass trucks? Im not discriminating or anything but c'mon!! theres a fricken limit. If anything she should be driving in a busted ass Lincoln continental. Its a shame when you can tell who's driving based on the type of car it is. Like when you see a toffee colored Mercury Sable or a cream colored impala on a sunday you just know that its some old woman or man on their way to church. If you see a red cts on a saturday night then that person is either leavin or comin from the club. But anyway back on topic:
So this old woman is driving this big ass truck, traffic has finally cleared up and she's doin 40 mph on this 70 mph highway! what makes this situation worse is I decide to change lanes and then she changes lanes. I move to the right she moves to the right. I move to the left she moved to the left and this heffa is still driving 30 miles under the speed limit! Im honking at her trying to get her to pick up the pace and she totally ignores me. And when I finally pass her, you know this old bitch flipped me off! YES she flipped me off. Im already irritable as hell cuz I got a headache but now I gotta deal with this. It took all the remaining self control I had to not run her old ass off the road and give her a damn heartattack. Jesus saved her life.
Old people seem to think that just because their old this gives them permission to act like assholes. Well if thats the case just wait till I hit eighty I'm actin a damn fool.
