My Problem With Hair Barettes

I HATE Barettes. I hate them to this day and I dont even wear them anymore. I feel sorry for any little girl that I see with hair barettes in her head. Why? because I know she's suffering and those barettes are beating the hell out of her face. I dont know how many girls went through this growing up, it was kind of a 90's thing so Im not sure if girls put barettes in their hair anymore. But Im just saying, I went through hell.

The slightest bit of movement can cause those things to poke out your eyes. And then they have hairballs (see picture reference) those things are like wrecking balls to your face. When I was little my mom loved to put those stupid things in my hair because she thought it looked sooooo pretty. Im sitting in the car with tears in my eyes because I got poked with one of my barettes for the 1 millionth time and she doesnt care, as long as I look pretty while Im suffering. Beauty is pain my ass!

You cant sleep in them, you cant run in them, you cant walk too fast, you cant shake your head when you're trying to signal to someone that your saying "No", you can only nod to signal "Yes" cause it hurts less. Hair Barettes are hell. The hair balls are only slightly better than barettes because at least theyre so heavy the wind cant blow them in your face. But dont you dare run in those things. Those things will beat your face up so bad your parents wouldve thought you got jumped. Its that serious. Having those things in my head made me want to shave it, just to end the pain. And my mother has the nerve to smile and laugh about it. How 'bout I stick barb wire in your head and see how you like it.