Amber's guide to becoming a successful music group

For those of you who ever thought of starting a band follow these simple rules:




1. You need at least five members: Three of them sing background and the other two are the leads.

2. One of the lead singers has to be an arrogant, selfish asshole

3. One of your members has to be a drug addict (coke preferred)

4. YOU MUST HAVE AN UGLY MEMBER SO THAT THE OTHER MEMBERS LOOK SEXUALLY APPEALING

5. You must have a member thats in the background so much that you wouldn't even know he was in the group.

6. Always betray your group members. REMEMBER its always about you. That way the group can break up and have a kick ass reunion concert.

7. If rule number 6 doesnt work start your own solo record. This only applys to the two lead singers. if your not a lead singer than you will either be completely forgotten and bankrupt, become extremely religious and make christian rock, or you will start an extremely low budget campaign to stop AIDS.

8. Attend as many sex and coke parties as possible.

9. NEVER sign deals with Pdiddy and bad boy records, he likes to be on everyones shit.

10. When one of your members dies ( dont kid yourself this will happen, more than likely it will be the coke addict) create a high budget rated R biography movie with actors that show absolutely no resemblence to the actual person.

11. The group breaks up after having only a year of success. 6 months if you signed with Pdiddy.



This has been Amber's guide to being a successful music good luck : D

I get my copy of the Omen Machine Today!

After a whole year of waiting I finally get my copy of the Omen Machine in the mail today god bless the UPS.

The Omen Machine!

Only 11 days until  Terry Goodkind's newest Richard and Kahlan novel:The Omen Machine. Am I excited? you bet your ass I am!! Ive pre-ordered my book so it'll get here the day it is released. Ive only been waiting since it was first announced which was like July of last year and then on top of that the release date kept getting pushed back. It was supposed to have been released in February but nope. Im so serious waiting for this book to come out has been like me having to hold my bladder. Ive been a good girl and Ive been patient so if something should happen where I end up not getting a copy of the Omen Machine I swear there will be hell to pay! hell I say!

So far what we know about the plot is this, firstly it takes place the morning after the end of Confessor. My first thought was damn the war with the order just ended yesterday and already we've got a new baddie threatning Richard and Kahlan's world. These two really dont get a minutes peace. With all the stuff that happens to them they barely have time for nookie and Amber loves her Richard and Kahlan nookie. So anyway  this thing called an omen machine has been discovered and its starts spitting out omens that turn out to be very alarming and very accurate. Then it spits out one about Richard and Kahlan that is very cataclysmic and beyond anyone's ability to stop but the machine reveals that its within its power to withdraw the omen in exchange for an impossible demand.

What is this impossible demand? I want to know. what is it, the death of their first born? does someone have to die? what is it? I must know! This plot sounds a little bit like the Temple of the Winds and I didnt like the impossible demand in that book it really pissed me off. So I hope its nothing like that.